Tight Race?

Is the race getting tight? Nationally, kind of, sort of. But if you follow the current trend lines, it will be a tied race by about November 15th. Awwww, too late! Sorry Johnny Boy. Sorry Sarah Plain and Stupid.

Where's Joe?

If I never have to hear about Joe the Plumber again after Tuesday, I will be very happy. Gag!

My favorite moment

I love this video. This was the moment that I knew he would lose. Honest.

Remember to Vote

I guess the race is over then...

Read This: http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/10/23/mccain-volunteer-says-mugged-b-carved-face/- It regards the McCain campaign worker who said that the black guy attacked her because of her McCain sticker, and carved a "B" on her face.

Now Read This: http://foxforum.blogs.foxnews.com/2008/10/23/jmoody_1023/- Very interesting take from one of the HEADS OF FOX NEWS!

And now, for your reading enjoyment, read this: http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html- Heehee...

Dr. Suess' Take

This is terrific.

Listen to Opie

See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

"I'm Joe the Plumber"

This is the dumbest ad I've ever seen.

Painful

He really IS like Bush!

Go Phillies!

Yes McCain, relying on Pennsylvania is a GREAT idea! Forget about Colorado.

This race is so over.

Roast

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/16/the-last-laugh-mccain-oba_n_135454.html

From the roast tonight. These are both pretty dang funny.

Zero?

They sure are quick with these ads...

McAngry

Mark it Zero!

Weak but kind of funny.

Sound familiar?

This isn't Bush's plan, this isn't Obama's plan, this is....CLINTON'S plan!!!!!

Round II

I thought Obama won the first debate, but by a smaller margin: A- to B I think I said. This one I think Obama won with an A and McCain gets a D. Especially at the beginning of this debate, McCain seemed really tired and old and he was muddling through his words. He wasn't avoiding the questions like Palin, but he was answering them with a long convoluted speech containing every talking point he had.

I think one of the answers he gave talked about energy, the war, and healthcare...in a question about the bailout. I kept having to remind myself what the original question was.

On the other hand, I think Obama gave the best performance I've seen him give. He answered the questions great. He tried hard not to retread on old points as much as possible and he was very forcefull and commanding when he needed to be. No mistakes either...

The biggest point is that McCain just looks beaten. There is just something about him and his campaign that looks terrible right now. I just hope he realizes that the way to win is not to put Obama's life at extra risk by trying to link him to terrorists.

Stick a fork in him

This election is all but over. Phew.

Veep Veep!

Again, what in god's name is she talking about? Forget the fact that this is incoherant from an English language perspective. (I'm sure her high school English teacher is rolling over in her grave.) The fact that she wants to expand Dick Cheney's already dangerous VP role into the other two branches of govenment is very scary. I MIGHT hire her to run a yogurt stand. But for her to be put in charge of three branches of government? Wow. Um, No.

Nuff Said

So he will veto every bill that comes across his desk and he will make them famous but he just voted for a bill with tons of 'pork' in it but we need a President to veto bills like this and McCain suspended his campaign when Obama phoned it in but McCain was only in meetings for 5 hours in 3 days and his campaign never was suspended and Obama was in the exact same meeting at him just at the end of the table? I think I get it.

Flow Chart

This flow chart is brilliant!

Kind of Funny

I kind of like this:

U.S. Americans...in The Iraq...who don't have maps

Her and Miss South Carolina are giving beauty queens a bad name.

"Split"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTkqosRiyYo

Would you damn diners just play along with Fox's news story!?

That's Not Change, That's More Of The Same!